$4,295 · 2011 Piaggio BV300

2011 Piaggio BV 300: Did you once lust over Sophia Loren in her prime? Did you fantasize about being behind the wheel of a Ferrari instead of your '65 Karman Ghia? Did you spend your youth longing for La Dolce Vita? Well, if you did, you're going to love this scooter! 300cc of raw sensual pleasure, this Italian beauty (with the same power train as a Vespa 300) will cruise all day at 90km/hr with your Sophia on the back! Alone, you can leave those over-priced Harleys in your wake while teasing them with a little shake of the BV's gorgeous booty. Less than 3000km as 2 previous elderly owners unable to handle her provocative ways and the current senior owner has been warned he may suffer irreparable heart damage if he attempts to straddle anything! Storage under the seat typically Italian with enough room for a baguette, a salami, a jar of olives, a half kilo of cheese, 2 wine glasses and a bottle of Chianti. The top case has ample room for Sophia's purse, her high heels and evening dress and her exotic lingerie in addition to her necessities (shampoo, conditioner, skin cream, make-up, etc). Even if the travel bans are eventually lifted, who needs to travel when you can have the best Italy has to offer in your own garage and tour the new Provence any time the open road beckons for only $4295! Ciao! Email or call Giovanni (250 746 5677) in Duncan. PS: Neither Sophia nor Chianti included