$5 · A World History of Art (fortunately, there has been no art produced since 1975)

I've treasured this beautiful book, and its many colour illustrations, for years. It's time to pass it to someone who will enjoy it. Notes: 1) It weighs seven pounds, so it's obviously really good. 2) There's a lot of nudity. A LOT OF NUDITY. You'd think it was like, natural, or something. 3) The words "OF" and "ART" are typeset a little too close together on the cover and spine, so uncouth visitors to your home may giggle inappropriately.