Book, Paperback, Relationship, Men. I Worship the Very Dirt She Treats Me Like: The Story of a Warm, Caring Guy in a Society of Cold, Calculating Women. A humorous look at the battle between the sexes follows two ordinary American guys as they look for love in all the wrong places, trying to make women happy along the way. Original. Author: Josh Raphaelson & Jay Silverstein. ISBN: 1-56171-103-9, UPC: 736509004996, Published 1991. Condition: Used, Excellent. Just a few “tear drop” stains on the pages. Joking. Thank you for looking at my post. I check my emails 1-2 times daily, but may be delayed due to health conditions, which require me to visit hospital.