Bought this poster back in my “single days”, and had it plaque mounted. Some of those lines worked, others got me slapped. Fun Times! Been in my storage locker for nearly 20 years, and maybe some younger “dude” may benefit from Quagmire’s wisdom, or not. Size” 2ft W x 3ft T. PLEASE NOTE: Thank you for looking at my post. I check my emails 1-2 times daily, but may be delayed due to my disabilities, which require me to visit hospital. The exchange must be in-person, with cash, at pre-arranged pick-up at my location. If your out of the area, please have family, friend, or arrange courier service to pick-up on your behalf. Hope to hear from you soon.